"Tinky Toot"

So now that she's learning a ton of new words, the next thing we need to work on is modesty. I was reading bedtime stories to Haley this evening, when she "blessed" my leg with a loud fart. "Big toot! Haley big toot!" she exclaimed.
"Yes, Sweetie, that WAS a big toot." (Trying hard not to crack up.)
"Tinky! Tinky toot, Dada."
"Yes... that was a stinky toot." (So much for not cracking up laughing.)

Ah well... Guess it's time to start looking into those charm schools.