Ewww...The Heck Is Wrong With You!?

Kids are gross. Sure, Haley is one of the most amazing parts of my life, but she does some pretty gross stuff. I'm talking gross with a capital "G". So we're in the toy store today at the mall. Haley is playing with some dolls that are on display, and I'm shopping for her upcoming birthday. I turn around to check on her and see something that will probably haunt me for the rest of the day. Some "considerate" individual had left the remnants of their snack on one of the shelves. An empty ice-cream cup and spoon to be precise. Before I could utter a Vader-esque "Noooooooo!!!" Haley had placed the spoon IN HER MOUTH. Gah! Yuck! I need to go brush my teeth just thinking about it. I threw away the offending material, but the damage was already done. Now all I can do is pray that the previous owner of the spoon didn't have Bolivain Mad Chicken Disease or something.